August 2012
When I spot someone eating my favorite snack
whatshouldwecallme:
leroux-n-furter:
zipcodelove:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
i’m scared because that is exactly how my leg feels when it falls asleep and i never knew how to explain it
^same
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
“You can’t just make me different and then leave. You can’t. You can’t change me...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via wake-your-mind)
lembre-sedisso:
harry potter and the TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
harry potter and the - oh shit where’s Ginny?
harry potter and the - whoa when did you all get attractive?
harry potter and the year of no haircuts
harry potter and jesus voldemort is in you run bitch
harry potter and RIP dumbledore you was a good bitch
harry potter and sobs
Watchoahspe:
oceanixie:
myspacefamosity:
disregardrope:
allthatiseescaresme:
Cats after anesthesia
I am CRYING oh my god
oh my GOD
OH NB DHJTY5 DGOI
god
im fucogin drunk and rthawr the hell is going on
canieatthisshit:
polterpastry:
gladosisbestpony:
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
and internet explorer
I was trying to follow this perfect blog but instead i saw this
wafflehood:
d00med:
sometimes i forget i’m following people in really different timezones so i see posts and i’m like wHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE ZOO AT FOUR IN THE MORNING
#YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE
Today J.K. Rowling is 47 and Harry Potter is 32.
“He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting up in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”
do you ever go into a book store and just find all of your favourite author’s books even though you already have them and you just hover in that general area for a while
I think my family is slightly concerned at how easily I can bring up gay porn in everyday conversation.
To be honest, I am too.
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
Facebook: desperate wannabes
Twitter: hot Asians
MySpace: burnouts
Tumblr: the greatest people you will ever meet/ girls who eat their feelings/ sexually active band geeks
Instagram: and the worst
forestofweird:
I need to know why the Evil Baby Orphanage hasn’t been addressed on Doctor Who yet.
diaxiann:
THAT’S THE POWER OF PINE SOL BABY i yell as i smash open my coffin to the horror of everyone gathered at my funeral
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
kendrawcandraw:
I wish that whenever I tried to go on tumblr to procrastinate my laptop would spritz me with water like I was a bad cat
Everyone is talking about how the new login screen...
lolzpicx:
chachipistachis:
atomicairspace:
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
with all the force of a great typhoon wait that’s not right
lazybina:
indigodeath:
not-good-with-computer:
kirreiyy:
the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:
yekko:
buttmanreturns:
drunkkarengillan:
thedoctorsmcnuggies:
georgebushmpreg:
turdezi:
georgebushmpreg:
tubmeister:
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gay porn
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are we just going to ignore the gay porn or
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
"IT'S SO COLD"
Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
July 2012
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
