LOOK AT US ALL COMIN TOGETHER AND BEIN ONE BIG FAMILY I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH I’VE NEVER FELT MORE SECURE OR HAD MORE IN COMMON WITH ANY GROUP OF PEOPLE BEFORE AND THE FACT THAT WE ALL HAVE COME TOGETHER JUST BECAUSE OF SOME TALL NERD ON THE INTERNET WITH NICE HAIR MAKES ME SO HAPPY TO THE POINT OF COMPLETELY DISREGARDING ANY PUNCTUATION OKAY LETS MAKE BO’S BIRTHDAY HECKA RAD TOGETHER.
Bo Burnham:SHUT THE FUCK UP AMERICA DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR YOU CHEER
fan/heckler:I love you!
Bo Burnham:Everyone tell that piece of shit to shut the fuck up. You're an annoying cunt and I need you to stop or I'll cum all over your mothers face and wipe it off with the money you paid to see this show. .
fan/heckler:*makes any sort of noise*
Bo Burnham:I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU MORONIC BAGS OF FORESKIN SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHIRST I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE STOMACH AND THROAT SO YOU'LL ALL CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT SO SHHHHH THIS IS A LISTENING SHOW SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS
Bo Burnham:Why hello there!!! Thank you so much for coming!!!! It means so much to me!!! I'm so lucky to be alive! Of course I'll sign that for you! Do you want to take a picture? Hug? Father your children? Of course! No problem at all! It's the least I could do! Oh, you're leaving? I hope I didn't bother you! Bye, then! Have a safe trip home and here's my left kidney just in case one of yours fails! :)))))))))))))))))))