Death Slurping

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

kinomatika:

Man when Gordon Ramsay isn’t screaming his head off at incompetent people, he is literally the nicest, most soft-spoken and charming guy

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

toiletbowling:

heelys down the aisle at my wedding

foodchewer:

religious views: booty